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Skull Dice With Death Set
Dice with death? Sounds great! Live life dangerously, place your bets and see if you can roll the dice in your favor. This pack of five black dice featuring Reaperesque skull faces will add an interesting twist to your gambling nights to ensure they are never grim.
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I Only Wear Black T-Shirt
You know those people who live and die in black? Yep, same here. This I Only Wear Black T-Shirt was made for them. It really spells it out with “I Only Wear Black on Days That End in Y.” Understandable. To consider any other color would be unthinkable.
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Fuck The World Bowling Bag
If this is how you feel, why hide it? This Fuck The World Bowling Bag by Liquorbrand is roomy enough for all your essentials, with vegan faux leather sides and secure zip fastening to help you keep your shit together. And we all need help with that, don't we.
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Black Lavender Soy Candle
If too many things have been getting on your wick and you’re in need of a quiet spell, this lovely lavender scented candle could be just what you need. Carefully handmade in The Witch City of Salem, MA, the lavender scent is sure to soothe away your stresses and help you relax, so you can feel more like yourself again. Whatever that means.
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Black Lace Front Wig – 100% Brazilian Virgin Hair
Wigs are great. They come in if you can’t be arsed to wash your barnet, don’t want to be recognized, want a temporary change without the commitment, want longer hair than you’ve got, the list is endless. This one is extremely natural looking as it’s made from human hair, so no one will know you’re faking it.
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Thermal Blackout Curtains – Black
Nosey neighbours trying to peer in when you’re getting your goth on? Piss on their bonfire with these thermal blackout curtains. They keep the warmth in and the cold out, and block 99% of outside light. Who needs sunlight when you’re a creature of the night? Perfect for vampires everywhere.
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Light Mountain Natural Hair Color & Conditioner – Black
If hair dye makes your scalp want to die, give this a try. Chemical free, all natural black hair color and conditioner by Light Mountain. Free from peroxide and ammonia. Cruelty free. Because being beautiful shouldn’t have to be beastly.
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Death Wish Ground Coffee – The World’s Strongest Coffee
If you need a kick up the arse in the morning, get your laughing gear round some of this. With double the caffeine of your average coffee, Death Wish Coffee will wake you up and keep you perky. If that is your thing.
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12 Fresh Cut Black Roses
Real black roses! Forget the imposters, these beauties are freshly cut and waiting to be delivered to the object of your affection. Red is dead. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a dozen black roses.
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The Beer FKA Blackout
We’ve all had a blackout on a night out. Strange, as though you know you were there, but you weren’t there. The Beer Formally Known As Blackout by Evil Twin Brewing is for you if you like your beer black, with barely any carbonation. The flavors dwelling within this Imperial Porter have been described as ranging from chocolate, roasted malt, molasses, vanilla, dark fruits, espresso, and caramel. Beautiful.
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RIP Greetings Card
Perfect for Halloween. Send this greetings card to someone you love to wish them the most splendid of spooky celebrations. Alternatively, for the rest of the year, send it to someone you wish would end up in their pine overcoat very soon, to remind them of their own mortality.
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Black Rose Pendant
Roses are both beautiful and dangerous, making them alluring and dark at the same time. This black rose pendant by Alchemy perfectly sums up the qualities of the rose – pretty, dark, and charming. If you find yourself resonating with this, the black rose pendant was made for you.
$17.50
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